•go to the bathroom to escape
•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch
•dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary
•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable
•follow said person way too much
•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious
•faking an illness to get out of a social event
•Dont buy something necessary because the cashier is intimidating.
There’s a difference between
The fact that we all know what this means really says something about our social lives
For class and sophistication, wear lace lingerie, coal black eyeliner and a posture to kill. Never slouch, and never go out looking worse than you would if your worst enemy was paying a visit
→ & “I told Cory to shut the fuck up one time, just playing around, and he made me sit in a corner for ten minutes to think about what I said.”
*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*
Ellen kept her word and found Meryl in the audience during the Academy Awards 2014.
listening to my parents scream at me
Let’s put a joint where that cigarette is 😚💨🍁🍁
Now we’re talking.